Eating You

Okay, now that were here, I can finally tell you guys,

what I brought you here for

So, but first of all, cheers to Strange, toast, glass's up

alright, alright this is how it went

I saw her in the woods by herself I had a knife

Perfect opportunity to take another life

Unfortunately I'm fuckin ya kids instead of your wife

She was 18 so she could make her own decisions

Sacramento born so she knew I prolly visit

What is it a blizzard? Nigga I'll cut her up with the sciccors

Laid the skin out on the table able to stretch it

Picture a nigga bathin in blood and butt naked

I met her at the studio I put her my record

Told her I'd give her an ass cap if she turned that ass backwards

I lifted up the black skirt, stuck a N9ne in her

Pulled the trigger

Now she gone and you eatin her for dinner

I never would have told yall

but I love yall niggas

told her my tour bunk was right above yall niggas

she really wanted to see yall

but I met her first

she told me she had a ¡MAYDAY! CD in her purse

I told her I was a Strange artist she didn't believe me

I was starin at the ¡MAYDAY! tattoo on her cleavage

she also had a Tech N9ne tat on her ass cheek

vasoline

she say she just got it done last week

I said Techs to busy thats a long shot

see he in the north pole fuckin a eskimo slut

he said the pussy was cold and the rest was all cock?

Felt like the pussy was dead kinda like a zombie

I gave her some of that Humboldt cookie bomb weed

She was higher than the space needle

I keep that shit almost everyplace we go

I statred cuttin up the arms and the legs

And I had the bags in the passanger seat

And a blunt in the ashtray

Now Im drivin down the free way

paranoid, hella wired and I was drivin for 3 days

I almost dropped the body parts off at the truck stop

Hella tired

like for 2 hours I sucked cock

I couldn't focus, eyes hella blurry, I can't stop

Goin back to Cali ain't an option get caught by the cops

So I came to Kansas City just to talk to Trav

Yall was on the next thing smokin now we eatin meat

Im on the news, did you see me on the I.D. channel

They got a story about me called bloody candles

They say I murdured hella people

And ate the bodies up

They had some 6 foot nigga play my body double FUCK

Ya man, I swear He even looked like you, I couldn't believe it

Yo, yo whatd you put in this food man, this shit is fuckin awesome B

I swear to god man

We really glad to be sittin at the breakin bread with the mannible of lector

and this animal flesh just a stab at the best and we expect no less from the gesture?

Alright, and I seen her at the show at the day act up at the fuck we I

Morse Code tat with a flesh filled high and a pair of red socks ... No lie

This meal is fantastic, thanks for the invite Lynch

Cheers to Strange, too right, The Snake and Bats the shit

Well Tech is fuckin the eskimos in the north pole

We bath saltin' in Miami where the whores ... snort blow

We been all up on your cannibal shit, the cannibals twist

And now we on some mannible shit, the mammals we gets

We damage with the top of our fist an ice pick

swing hard just to dammed the clique Strange Music

Ay thats whats up, I need to ass filleted in this booth

And this meat a little too tough Brotha Lyncha mighta been? overcooked

But back to the matter at hand I leave you damaged with fam

Which might cause concern

But at the end of the day its bros' before hoes'

They dont ever seem to learn right Bernz

Lets chew it, the girls came through it, got more then she bargained for

She had a body that was so damn thick the bowels could rip apart your jaw

Scars, hard, this broad playin backyard

So its a shame you chopped her up Lynch

But life is hard

And Im not her bodyguard

Goddamn this steak is charred

Pass me the whisky please brotha

I need to ease the gods

But the demons clause

I scratch beneath the stars

And give em another reason to up in needin sacrafeastin large?

So we thank you Brotha Lynch Hung for this invitation

And we forgive you for the fan of ours you mutilated

And on behalf of all of us in ¡MAYDAY! heres our statement

Were down to roll with you no matter what the situation

So basically what I was tryin to tell you guys

I mean I wanna know am I crazy,

No no no

For for eating human meat?

Wait, Wait? You were eating human meat right now?

Ya. you guys ate human meat.

... Tell me whatcha think

My stomach hutrs...

HA HAHAHAHAHA Human Meat

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