Dawn of the Locusts

We are the locusts

And it's time for the plague

The Chick tracts and gun nuts

Warned you was here

Profiled as bad seeds

Since before we could read

Monkey wrenching world orders

Is how we party

Red alert, orange alert

Every flavor of Fruit loops alert

Your precious way of life

Is under attack from inside

We won't buy and we'll try

To rot your house of cards

From the inside out

Sacred Corporate logos

Are the new swastikas

To the proud to be

Patriotically incorrect hordes

Deep fried society

Has gone to the wolves

While we eat away

From inside the bones

Gnaw Gnaw Nibble Nibble

Chew Devour Scrape Deflower

They know who we are

So why not just get worse?

We won't buy and we'll try

To torch all you hold dear

From the inside out

We've come for your children

We've come for your friends

To save them from becoming

Respectable citizens

A prank a day

Keeps the dogleash away

Join the new Boston Tea Party

You can't have us, You can't have us

You can't have our money

You can't have our time

You can't have our souls

You can't have our lives

Termites are loose in the house of cards

Rise! RISE!

All hail the Magic Plague