B'wana-He No Home

Don't you ever invite your boyfriend here-

I like to be here alone.

Just answer the door and feed the deer,

and fight the telephone.

Got to learn these words and I know you will

Or I'll send you right back to Guayaquil

Say " B'wana - He no home."

Say " B'wana - He no home. "

Got to peel your eyes for the heat, my dear.

You got to froth and foam.

Got to send away the mad puppeteer

Who seems to think this is Home.

I want you to speak the English right.

I want you to smile and be polite.

Say " B'wana - He no home."

Say " B'wana - He no home. "

I don't care if you drive my 220, honey...

Don't let 'em steal my chrome.

I don't care if you spend all my money ,honey...

Long as you leave me alone.

I just want you to try to remember one thing:

If somebody knocks or the telephone rings

Say " B'wana - He no home. "

Say " B'wana - He no home. "