Mind the Gap

Please give up this space

To someone worthy

Of course we are not worthy

To rest our bones

Ignore the human race

At your peril

Although magazine values

Are all around

I see tired and deflated faces

What is this thing un-happening

Climb on to the magic bus

Soon you will be part of us

Tra la la la lah (etc)

If you see an unattended package or bag

Donít ignore it, don't touch it

Alert a police officer

Or a member of staff

Look out please, mind the gap

Watch out for the people trap

Here we are, going down

Hold on before we hit the ground

Look out please, mind the gap

Stiletto stuck, in the cracks

Look out please, mind the gap

Someone is gonna get a slap

Ditto, ok, that's cool, that's fine

Yes sir, no sir, sorry, no thanks

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah dah (etc)

Mind the gap, mind the gap

Better mind the gap, mind the gap

Tra la la la lah, la lah la la lah, la la lah (etc)