Give Me Your Money

Someone could write my stupid songs

While I was drinking my champagne

In my jacuzzi, in my crib

Someone could sing my stupid songs

While I was getting high on drugs

And smashing up my hotel room

I wanna get famous to get attention all the time

Get rich to buy a lot of stupid crap

Have groupies to guarantee that I'm a man

Be mainstream -- Give me your money!

Someone could book my stupid show

When I was screwing a plastic doll

To make sure that I'm not queer

Someone could build my stupid stage

While I was snorting another line

And flying high in my private jet