Chaos and Disorder

Hey, yeah

Carjack used to fix flat tires

Cadillac used to be a Benz

Big joints never gotcha higher

Freebase cost you in the end

I'm just a no-name reporter

I wish I had nothing to say

Looking through my new camcorder

Trying to find a crime that pays

I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering

Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today

He's gay, used to mean he's happy

Nowadays happy ain't allowed

You're played, used to mean top forty

Now forty days of being played ain't proud

I'm just a no-name reporter

I wish I had nothing to say

Looking through my new camcorder

Trying to find a crime that pays

I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering

Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Safe sex used to mean no babies

When intercourse used to mean fun

If I had fifteen ladies

I would only fuck with one

I get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loitering

Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Whoa