La, La, La, He, He, Hee

I am a dog outside your door

I have been there since a quarter to four

You are a cat licking intense

I bite your leg in self-defense

Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh

Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh

Get out my tree, grinning at me

Licking your tail like it's cream

Stroking your whiskers, causing a scene

That's not the way to be to me

(That's not the way)

Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh

Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh

And the doggy say to the kitty

La, La, La, He, He, Hee

I want you, you want me

Oh how sexy it will be

If we ever get together in my tree

Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh

Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh

Hey little pussy you sure look sweet

Knocking me off of my 4 feet

(Knocking me off of my 4 feet)

(My 4 feet)

Sure do wish dogs could climb

(I wish, I wish)

Then we could have a funky good time

Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh

Say it again! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh

Why you wink at me?

(Why you wink at me?)

I don't wanna see

(I don't wanna see)

Nasty little cat up up in a tree

(Up) (Up)

Is it really worth-a one night of fun?

You've got 9 lives, I only got one

Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh

And the doggy say to the kitty

La, La, La, He, He, Hee

I want you, you want me

Oh how sexy it will be

If we ever get together in my tree

I'm picking up your scent