Something In The Water ( Does Not Compute )

Some people tell me I got great legs

Can't figure out why U make me beg

Does not compute (Does not compute)

Don't not compute (Don't not compute)

U think you're special, well so do I

Why do special women make me cry?

Does not compute (Does not compute)

It don't not compute (Don't not compute)

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

Some people think I'm kinda cute

But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U

It don't compute (Don't not compute)

Somethin' mama don't compute (Don't not compute)

What's the hangup? What's the scam?

Guess U think I'm just another 1...1 of your fans

It don't compute (Don't not compute)

Somethin' honey don't compute (Don't not compute)

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water U drink

'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

I've got 2 get 2 U, baby

Some people think I'm kinda smart

Why must a fella stop with U before he starts?

It don't compute, mama (Does not compute)

Somethin' don't compute (Don't not compute)

I'd buy U clothing, buy U fancy cars

But U gotta talk 2 me, baby, tell me who U really r

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water U drink

Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

(Must be something in the water U drink)

(Does not compute)

(Don't not compute)

(Don't not compute)

(Must be something in the water U drink)

Bitch - U think you're special? (Must be something in the water U drink)

So do I

(second coming) (Must be something in the water U drink)

Why in God's name

Do U wanna make me cry?

Why? Why? (Must be something in the water U drink)

I'd do anything 4 U, anything (Must be something in the water U drink)

Why don't U talk 2 me? (Must be something in the water U drink)

Tell me who u r (Must be something in the water U drink)

Don't do this 2 me (Must be something in the water U drink)

Please don't do this (Must be something in the water U drink)

Why? Why?

I do love U. I do.

Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do