The Vinyl Countdown

So to the best, to the best of our knowledge

We are doing our best to fight technology

'Cause back when our parents were in college

We weren't even born and neither were CD's

'Cause when our folks would listen to their rock 'n' roll

They'd gather round and play it on their turntables

But these days, their records are worthless

'Cause DJ's scratch the records on purpose

So let's put this in a perspective

In the present day in which we live

It's all the same with all the kids

No one knows what vinyl is

'Cause they just burn the MP3's

Onto their stacks of blank CD's

And during all that arsony

The records stay right in their sleeves

It's all the same with all the kids

'Cause no one knows what vinyl is

'Cause these days kids they act so ignorant

They have no clue what to do with a 7 inch

They say, "It won't play, it's my CD player's fault

I'll take it to the park and play some Frisbee golf"

So give me side A, give me side B

It really doesn't make any difference to me

I tried to burn it, like all the CD's that I get

But what the heck is all this melted plastic mess?

Let's put this in a perspective

In the present day in which we live

It's all the same with all the kids

No one knows what vinyl is

'Cause they just burn the MP3's

Onto their stacks of blank CD's

And during all that arsony

The records stay right in their sleeves

It's all the same with all the kids

'Cause no one knows what vinyl is

So let's put this in a perspective

In the present day in which we live

It's all the same with all the kids

No one knows what vinyl is