Penelope Please

I'm seventeen and under the illusion

A girl like you could end my confusion

Penelope please

Penelope please

My jeans are not

Big enough to hold me

So come on girl

Don't you try and scold me

Penelope please

Penelope please

You will still be home in time

To watch the 'Pops' featuring Chrissie Hynde

I know you see me as an aggravation

I dream of you in full moon frustration

Penelope please

Penelope please

Don't make me wait

But answer with affection

So come on girl

Look in my direction

Penelope please

Penelope please

You will still be home in time

To watch the 'Pops' featuring Chrissie Hynde

I know you view me as a major horror

But come on babe

Don't say sayonara

Penelope please

Penelope please

My head is hard

So girl I will continue

To plead and beg

Baby till I win you

Penelope please

Penelope please

You will still be home in time

To watch the 'Pops' featuring Chrissie Hynde

At twenty-one I came to this conclusion

I married her

But still I'm in confusion

Penelope please

("Come on babe")

("No!")

Penelope please

("No!")

Penelope please

("Look you're going to wake up the baby!!!")

Penelope please

("No!!!") Waaaaaaah!!!!