The Best

Call me special, stickman stencil, thin like pencil

I've got a thumb so I can pick up and use them utensils

My credential? I'm prehensile

And I may be standing still but my energy has potential

Boom! We explode like the Hedgehog sonically

Dooma to the goomba when we jump Marionically

It's ethereal....I'm immaterial

Some day may face will be seen on a box of cereal

I ride with the pride of the lion on the main

But you can only know me as I exist upon this plane

All the same, what's my name? You must be joking

Upon the pain of death can my true name be spoken

In the morning I storm in and swarm without warning

Shift shape and rise like the Phoenix from the flame

I reign colossal, fueled like fossil

Doing the impossible, raising dead as we spread the gospel

Of the skinnee to the many it's a J day

Your whack tactics lack it so just pack it like a K-way

J's intended to be splendid when we send it

Rip shit up and then we mend it

A word to the skeptics and the cynical

We're the ones who showed Him how to make a miracle

Before you make a scene saying we blaspheme, cut the fuss

Take a good look at the good book, that was Us

From the top of the zenith we're the pinnacle

For the squeamish any skirmish is unwinnable

As we travel like Odysseus through the universe

Alerting we be certain that we're converting Earth first

Power might, glory omnipotence

With my hands behind my back I still control all of the elements

We're heaven sent so we rule all creation

All that's evil runs before me wailing lamentations

Blink and you missed it, The futuristic existence

From another plane I came and it'll never be the same

Naw it's better, Hail the nappy head

Incision with precision and I'm skinnee like stiletto

I behead a killer-stare, serpent haired medusa

Refusing to give in cause I'm living like Methuselah

Fighting off your evil as your mental's getting feeble

Gobble all your kibble and you wobble like a weeble

Just chill, skinnee j's raise the upheaval

Missed it on the first time round, catch the sequel

Return of the new and improved and I'm smooth

Ain't nobody does it better, here's the proof