Not Workin

Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.

Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!

Gettin' fired from my job

Seems unavoidable.

The robot race

Is unemployable.

If I'm not late

You know where I'm at since

I'm the poster boy

For sexual harassment.

My only food

From W.I.C..

I got two jobs

And I lost three.

The job market's hard,

That's easy to say.

I can't even spell

401(k).

Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.

Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!

Never came home from my

Paid vacation to Saturn.

Past out halfway through

My interview at the tavern.

Now I'm back on the streets

Without a cent to my name.

All bum fightin' got me

Was a dent in my brain.

Spend my life drinkin' alcohol

And smokin' the dank.

Took my job placement test

And it came out blank.

Had my baby piss

For my third drug test.

When it came back positive

I got depressed.

Now I'm lookin' for a job

That I think would be easy.

Thinkin' fast food

But I'm too damn lazy.

Construction be cool

Holdin' that sign,

Where I find myself

The unemployment line.

Food stamps, welfare:

How I earn my keep.

Gettin' drunk all day

And still can eat.

Y'all's got jobs-

Your life's destroyed.

I'll be permanently

Unemployed.

Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.

Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!