You Ain't No Robot

I've got less feelings than flies on ceilings,

For anything that has to do with human ass beings.

They don't know how to treat me, yo.

I ain't X5763P0.

You plug me in and I clean the house,

God damn cat hair, all up in my mouth.

You ain't watchin TV, I'm watchin' you.

And you're an ugly ass motherf**ker too.

As soon as you open your mouth, I wanna hit it.

Keep your thoughts to yourself 'cause I could give a shit.

These robots are down for drugs, rappin', extortion.

Everytime I see you, I wish your mom had an abortion.

You ain't no robot and you sure ain't no rapper.

I leave shit like you behind in a crapper.

You were drawn to the robot-thug lifestyle,

And you believe the bullshit you saw in 8 Mile.

You ain't no robot, bitch!

You were created from jizz.

You ain't no robot,

You've got to take a whiz.

You ain't no robot,

Your skin ain't chrome.

You ain't no robot,

You call this planet home, bitch!

Motherf**kin' f**kers all over my shit,

'Cause I'm a robot down with 8-Bit.

Goin' ancient on the motherf**kin' mic,

All my God damn f**kin' skills keepin' it tight, bitch.

Fuck, shit, f**k.

My Tourette's be actin' up.

It's just a glitch that some solder will fix.

Motherf**king technical assistance is needed,

While you all sorry ass humans still bleeding.

Humans ain't shit, but shit on my shoe.

But then again, what's new?

And who the f**k asked you?

A one night stand with your kind is so bland.

Gotta listen to 'em talk 'cause they ain't preprogrammed.

I'm free of toe-jam and clean as a whistle,

But don't know how to smile 'cause the earth is a shit hole.

Flooded with toxins, I feel like I'm locked in.

What's the f**kin' point of me talkin'?

You ain't no robot, bitch!

You were created from jizz.

You ain't no robot,

You've got to take a whiz.

You ain't no robot,

Your skin ain't chrome.

You ain't no robot,

You call this planet home, bitch!