Here Comes the Grump

When you get a number one

The only way is down

And if you have a sticky patch

They start looking, start looking around

Listen close to what men say

Take what you want, what you want

What you want, what you want

And throw the rest away

In the night when things go bump

Think of me, think of me (here comes the grump)

Think of me, think of me (here comes the grump)

Think of me, think of me

Here comes the grump

Doctors said "Adam, sex kills"

So come inside, come inside

Come inside, come inside

Come inside and die

When you get a number one

The only way is down

And if you have a sticky patch

They start looking, start looking around

In the night when things go bump

Think of me, think of me (here comes the grump)

Think of me, think of me (here comes the grump)

Think of me, think of me

Here comes the grump