You Ain't My Friend

When you born in this world

You get these people that you coincidently grow up with

And you get this illusion of friendship

You know what I'm saying man

But as you get older, you notice

You notice people trying to take advantage of you

You notice people trying to like manipulate you

Then all of the sudden, homeboy, it hits you

And you realize, you ain't got no friends 'cause

Gotta get on down, gotta get on down

Gotta get on down, gotta get on down

Gotta get on down, you know I gotta get on down

Gotta watch my back, gotta watch my back

'Cause I might get jacked, gotta pack my gun

Gettin' beat up ain't no fun, yeah, baby, baby

Aw yeah, aw yeah, aw yeah

We don't kick it no more, you ain't my friend

You need to pay me back my ends 'cause you ain't my friend

Stop drinkin' my gin, you ain't my friend

You ain't my friend, you ain't my friend

You be pinchin' my sack 'cause you ain't my friend

Talkin' all behind my back 'cause you ain't my friend

Yo man it's all good but you ain't my friend

'Cause we from the same hood but you ain't my friend

Droppin' dope in my yard, you ain't my friend

Tryin' to scope out my broad 'cause you ain't my friend

Never visit me in jail, you ain't my friend

Never post my bail 'cause you ain't my friend

When it comes to friends I ain't got none

All I got is a double barrel shotgun

I can't stand a useless man that has no plan

Lookin' at me with an empty hand

You always talkin' but you never listen

When you ride in my car CDs come up missin'

And that's strange

Damn, what happened to my loose change

If I remember correctly, you was flat broke

Now you eatin' on chips and drinkin' on a soda LOC

Lookin' at me smilin'

But yo I need some gas and my stomach is growlin'

Fools always act like they down with me

But they never wanna go outta town with me

Flip about four or five pounds with me

Get a motel sleep on the ground with me

But when I get back with my money stacked

All the homies start beggin' and talkin' smack

Tryin' to scheme and plot on the cash I got

A 'cause go head and shake the spot

We don't kick it no more, you ain't my friend

You need to pay me back my ends 'cause you ain't my friend

Stop drinkin' my gin, you ain't my friend

You ain't my friend, you ain't my friend

You be pinchin' my sack 'cause you ain't my friend

Talkin' all behind my back 'cause you ain't my friend

Yo man it's all good but you ain't my friend

'Cause we from the same hood but you ain't my friend

Droppin' dope in my yard, you ain't my friend

Tryin' to scope out my broad 'cause you ain't my friend

Never visit me in jail, you ain't my friend

Never post my bail 'cause you ain't my friend

I used to be a gang member, now I'ma gangsta

I don't trust he she him nor her, there's no honor among thieves

Everybody got tricks up they sleeves

You say you my friend but that's a bunch of noise

I stopped kickin' back with my homeboys

That same mother fucker that's shakin' ya hand

Be the first one to rat to the police man

Just when you think you've found a buddy

Get drunk and your buddy start actin' nutty

Now isn't this an excellent adventure

He turned on you like a Doberman pincher

Crazy, as it seems, Afroman gotta million dreams

I can't hang with ya'll and drink alcohol

Get into a brawl over nothing at all

I got plans but you don't believe 'em

Hangin' round you I'll never achieve 'em

Aw yeah, aw yeah, aw yeah

A, this one for all the loners out there

I ain't got no family, I ain't got no friends

Only thing that I have is a big fat bottle of gin

Make me feel all right, make me feel all right

Soothe me till I'm satisfied, yeah make me feel all right

I got the gangsta blues, yeah got the gangsta blues

Stacy Adams shoes with the gangsta blues

Do the crip walk, do the crip walk

A everybody, do the crip walk

A 'cause, do the crip walk

Do the crip walk, do the crip walk

Nobody loves me but my mama and I think she's lying too

I could never be your friend homeboy and I ain't trying to

Women can't stand, Afroman

Cops can't stand, Afroman

My wife can't stand, Afroman

My kids can't stand, Afroman

My mama can't stand, Afroman

My daddy can't stand, Afroman

'Cause I'ma gangsta baby, I'ma gangsta baby

I'ma hustler sug, I'ma hustler sug

Ain't got no job, ain't got no friends

But whatever you need, baby I'm gonna get

'Cause I'ma hustler baby, I made my point

So pass the joint, can I get a light?

That's all right