Ever find yourself awake

In the middle of the night

You've got insomnia

Grab a glass of water

Or a cigarette for your insomnia

But I know something that's so much better yet

Just grab the bong and numb your brain with pot

Watch Cal Worthington and his dog Spot

Insomnia, yeah it's so boring

Nothing to do at three o'clock in the morning

You can get dressed, go out for a walk

For your insomnia

But that's just asking for hassles

From your neighborhood cops

You've got insomnia