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First Down!"

This is the jump off, face off, kick off and first pitch

Opening serve or tee off, take your pick

I'm the mailman delivering styles that I'm concocting

While my man Mr. E assists like John Stockton

I stay wilding, mad range like Ray Allen

And while you rock your anthem I refuse to stay silent

Lyrics powered like a fullback, the rap Jared bunch

Catching opponents in the kidney with the rabid punch

Step up in a doubles match to E and Ack and it's over

You get served like an ace from Martina Navatomona

Or Pete Sampras, this camp is very nice

Getting deep like Joe Montana to Jerry Rice

I stuck up the concession stand for cracker jacks,

Rhyme over hot beats, from the box seats

Eon got cleats, spike you like Ty Cobb

Straight '89 michigan, a tight squad

I challenge John Daly to a drink off

From illadelph with iller-force ????

To get some (censored) on a roller derby

After me your career will end early like Bobby Hurley

A combination Willie Mays and Babe Ruth

With a touch of viciousness like Rae Carruth

Players you a leader, you an NFL scab

Millennium photo type like Donovan McNabb

"I love sports"

Ay yo linebacker frame, general manager mind

Taking me out would be a shock like when Magic resigned

I never caught a flag for illegal use of the hands

I got the fans waving theirs in the air up in the stands

I be the franchise brain trust in the rain gust

Go back to the fog bowl when the hogs roll

Been rhyming ever since super bowl shuffle

Ever since the Larry Bird Dr. J scuffle

Yo all you rap cats that do your thing straining

Need to bring your asses back to spring training

Getting strong like the swing of Mo Vaughn, as the beat goes

I'll have you betting against your own team like you was Pete Rose

Yah I take the medicine (sniffing)

When I put the coke in the drink like Hollywood Henerson

Play book burning, still learning

Step to the Vick get your back broke like Michael Irving

Yo, you need to get your stuff and go chill

Before you catch consecutive losses like the buffalo bills

No Cinderella stories here, you ain't doing no damage

Because me and Mr. E got the home field advantage

I'm coming, Eon, Boom-bye-yay

With color commentary and play by play

With no reason, I'm iller in post season

Like Moses, "Fo-fo-fo" is what I'm screaming

"I love sports"

akrobatik yo

Mr. E yo

High & Mighty yo

Eastern Conference yo yo yo yo yo