Hetero

What a fucked up world

Or is it my fucked up head?

The only way you are cool is

If you're gay or dead

Straight, normal, hetero guy

Normal, hetero, straight guy

I never get any chicks

But it's better than a gun

Or a dick in the mouth

Is there any place to be

For a normal straight guy like me?

Straight, normal, hetero guy

Normal, hetero, straight guy

Maybe I should pierce my butt

Or get a few tattoos

Maybe I should wear a dress

Or be a homo like you

Straight, normal, hetero guy

Normal, hetero, straight guy

Yeah, that's right I'm a straight

Normal, girl fuckin', coffee drinkin'

Titty suckin', cigarette smokin', seal killin'

Red neck ass bastard from hell