All Aboard

Bandwagon rides for free

Satisfaction guaranteed

Fall in line and let it take you farther

Hurry up they?re going fast

This special offer will not last

All aboard yells the main street barker

All aboard all aboard

All aboard all aboard

Sign up and get a flag

Wear it proudly you can brag

To the fools who didn?t volunteer

Some restrictions do apply

Watch your mouth and close you eyes

And we allow no yellow foreign queers

All aboard all aboard

All aboard all aboard

A team of old white studs

Pulls this rolling country club

Climb right on in and take a seat

Down the beaten path we?ll run

High stepping to the drummer?s drum

And if you don?t love it you can leave

All aboard all aboard

All aboard all aboard