Australia

I can do the dishes while talking on the phone

I could ask you for an answer but you want to be alone

I can never do the dishes a single dish at a time

It's too much of a commitment so I line 'em up and fire

I could calamine your insides

I could wind them all around me

I could tiptoe on a tightrope made of fear and looking down see

All the people do they see me I can wave or

I can carry all the dishes that they gave me

That are keeping me steady

Or I could go to Australia

And carry a bowie knife

And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side

And learn card tricks and buy

Everyone drinks and take boxing and write

Songs about my bowie knife

I could do these dishes I could try

To do these dishes

I could try

I could bake a cake

My kitchen is small but I could clear the space

I could write my name

Because practice makes perfect yes that's what they say

I could make a button out of plaster

That said finished I could hang it in my closet

To the left side of the lightswitch

I could walk down to Columbus and try drinking to forget it

And then come home less afraid and then press it and press it

Or I could go to Australia

Carry a bowie knife

And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side

And learn card tricks and buy

Everyone drinks and take boxing and try

Eating things only with chopsticks and write

Songs about my bowie knife

I could do these dishes I could try

To do these dishes

I could decide to do these dishes

I could decide

Or I could go to Australia

Carry a bowie knife

And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side

And learn card tricks and physics and buy

Everyone drinks and take boxing and try

Eating things only with chopsticks and finally

Be like a person I think you might like

I could do these dishes I could try

To do these dishes I could decide to do these dishes

I could decide to do these dishes

Time to DECIDE...

F*ck it

I'm gonna go to Australia

I'm gonna go to Australia

I'm gonna go to Australia

She's gonna go to Australia

Bye-bye