Makin' Whoopee

Another pride

Another tune

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season

Another reason

For making whoopie

A lot of shoes

A lot of rice

The groom is nervous, he answers twice

It's really killing, that he's so willing

To make whoopie

Ugh.

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture that same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washing dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious, he even sews

But don't forget folks

That's what you get folks

For making whoopie

Another year, or maybe less

What's this I hear

Oh can't you guess

She feels neglected

And he's suspected

Of making whoopie

Oooh she sits at home, most every night

He doesn't phone, he doesn't write

He says he's busy

And she says "Is he? "

He's making whoopie

Ugh.

He doesn't make much money

Only five thousand pounds

Some judge thinks he's funny

Says he will give six to her

And he says "Judge, what if I fail? "

The judge says, "Bud, straight into jail

You better keep her, I think it is cheaper

Than making whoopie"