Oasis

When I got to the party, they gave me a forty

And I must have been thirsty 'cause I drank it so quickly

When I got to the bedroom, there was somebody waiting

And it isn't my fault that the barbarian raped me

When I went to get tested, I brought along my best friend

Melissa Mahoney (who had once been molested)

And she knew how to get there, she knew all the nurses

They were all really friendly but the test came up positive, uh-oh

I've seen better days but I don't care

Oh I just sent a letter in the mail

When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend

We got there an hour before the appointment

And outside the building were all these annoying

Fundamentalist Christians; we tried to ignore them, oh-oh

I've had better days but I don't care

Oasis got my letter in the mail

When vacation was over, the word was all over

That I was a crack whore - Melissa had told them

And now we're not talking, except we have tickets

To see Blur in October and I think we're still going, oh-oh

I've seen better days but I don't care

Oh I just got a letter in the mail

Oasis sent a photograph it's autographed and everything

Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear