Hello Amsterdam

Hello Amsterdam my name is Fernando

Hello Amsterdam I bet you've seen my kind before

Another sad tourist with his eyes rolling in his head

Another sad tourist who never had a drink before

Hello Amsterdam you didn't like my Waterloo

Hello Amsterdam I wish I had something to offer you

Tail between my leg I crawl back to the canal

All alone with my eyes rolling like the moon

Superstar

There once was a white elephant

that escaped from the zoo

Got to the big city and didn't know what to do

Had a sticker on his shirt that said,

'Hello my name is unclean'

I swear they would have liked us

if we'd played Dancing Queen

Hello Amsterdam don't I look cool in my white shirt

Hello Amsterdam don't I look hip in my red tie

We came from America so you could share in the pride

Guilt, greed, and genocide

Superstar