I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

Your dog was your only friend

You spent your life savings fixing its broken leg

You loved it more than your parents loved you

And then I ran it over

Your dog was dumb and now it's dead

My tire tracks are tattooed on its head

(2x)

I dragged it 50 yards down the street

And you ran after me in tears

I almost cried because I was laughing so hard

Then I turned around and tried to hit you

Your dog was dumb and now it's dead

My tire tracks are tattooed on its head

(2x)