I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS

And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me

It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band

I wanted to kick it in the fucking face

I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant (4x)

After I beat the fucking shit out of it

I wanted to throw it through your fucking window

But I needed money to buy some more whiskey

So I sold it to a Chinese restaurant

I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant (4x)

Your family ordered a pu pu platter

You didn't know what you were eating

It was your fucking gay faithful dog

While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire