The Anvil Song

An anvil's black and shiny

It's very heavy too

So watch out, my chubby friend

Or one will fall on you

On me? Heh hah huh huh

That wasn't pretty

But it had to be done

Heh huh huh huh huh, great song, heh huh huh huh

Neato completo yippie

It's unstoppable

Call in the national guard

Or Tonya harding's bodyguard

Let's sing it again, I lovey-dovey loved it

Okay

It's made of solid iron

It weighs a ton or two

We know you'd like to meet it

It wants to meet you too

Huh huh

Yay, let's do it again

Now it's gettin' scary