Milk (Ode to Billy)

I woke up, can't wait to eat

Got my cereal, boy was I beat

Opened the fridge, and to my dismay

There was no milk, my mother will pay

I want some milk!

My coffee grows cold

I want some milk!

I should've been told

I wish I had some goddamn milk

My Cheerios just ain't the same

I wish I had some goddamn milk

Too bad the milkman never came

I can't go, out to the store

I'll just wait 'till Mommy buys more

I'll just have, wheat thins and beer

If I get sick the toilet is near