Hair Pie

Dessert is my favourite meal, I eat it every day

A dietary supplement that's certain to stay

It's my favourite recipe and it's easy to follow

Can't wait to get a mouthful, bite down and swallow

It's got the flavour that can't be beat

It's a mans treat

Knee high in hair pie

Knee high in hair pie

A little bit of this and a little bit of that

Connoisseurs dessert is eaten on your back

Add a little honey, maybe some whipped cream

Do it with a friend if you know what I mean

Knee high in hair pie

Knee high in hair pie

Put the batter in the bowl, then begin to stir

Bring it to a lather if you want to be sure

The flavour of this delicacy really can't be beat

It's a man's meal that's more than just a treat

It's got the taste that can't be beat

More than a mans treat

Knee high in hair pie