The Smackdown

Rise Apathy C-Rayz Walz and Celph Titled

So stuck up you could see my head from 9 blocks

Keep my rhymes locked in a metal safe with time locks

Waitin for a thief and we've been training for weeks

By shootin pimples off a flies cheek at 800 feet

Don't do it cuz if I get all mad and pissed

You couldn't be saved if cops came and formatted this

Access 360 no face in my camp

And when it's all said and done I'll have my face on a stamp

I recycle old verses if I think nobody's heard it

In this rap game I'm nobody (Why?) Nobody's perfect

Once I come out rappers are droppin in piles

Labels will only sign your ass if you copy my style

There's a lot of wack niggas and it's only gettin wierder

Get your CD's for free and only use em as a mirror

Yo Yo Yo Check this shit

When I be spittin raps rippin wax gats start clickin back

Chickens act frickin wack backstage lickin sacs

Suckin nuts fuckin sluts up in butts bustin up

Jealous rappers runnin up but they need to toughen up

Master into battling one batter in your calvary

Apathy is actually the baddest in this galaxy

Critical the pinnacle of lyrically invincible

Your pitiful epitomy of common minor syllable

Rap style's fragile stack you into wack piles

Nobody wants your shit like a used crack vial

Understand this and only this I'm dissin ya writtens

And if ya pissed we could take it up with our fists

Cuz I be rippin wack foes with wack flows new assholes

Punch out foes with flows like Glass Joes

Fast or slow pick apart those like afros

Rip ya face up like space from black holes

I mack dips stack chips fuck gat clips

Ap rips phat shit when I spit rap scripts

Rockin microphone chrome leavin bones broke

Ya'll are played out like Tone Loc

Ap's no joke!

This is history in the making better get your camcorder tuned

You couldn't move me driving a U-Haul through a transporter room

You have a quarter to 12.5 seconds

I'm that out of order goon that'll transform to a monsoon

This Cuban nigga runs through rappers with the one two

With my guns drew so what the fuck you gonna do

When I be sonning cats with my futha muckin stunning raps

In fact I'll fuck ya bitch in the back of the ass crack

And bust a nut in that (Urgh)

You get no receipt when all sales are final

I'll leave you (b-side/beside) yourself

like the other side of the vinyl

They call me Celph Titled cause no words describe me

I stomp through your project with the calvary behind me

Honestly the day ya wax is in stores taking residence

Is the day we see a female black homosexual president

Ju talkin shit to me I put the slug in ya face

Attach razors to my shoes so I could cut to the chase

You couldn't drop knowledge if you through an encyclopedia off a cliff

I grab my rifle load the clip and scratch you off my list

The illest nigga to walk the planet how do I know this

Cuz I got sent to Hell but they kicked me out because I froze it

I write rhymes on toilet tissue lyrics tear ya ass up

You drop wack shit the only reason you pass butt

I write dope with Heroin pens take it in the vein

I scream UNO!!! just to put one in ya brain

Your a dumb fuck like retarded group sex

I skip the line then ask who's next

Cut ya ears off and asked if you heard me

Cuz your not worthy like James without the Laker jersey

Word be I'm off the wall like an ugly portrait

Like a blind referee I can't call it

You got asshole lips you might as well talk shit

Cuz you can't play me I'm like a broke walkman

Dungeon and Dragon flames cooked ya brain

I diss all wack rappers cuz ya'll look the same

Ace Lover would say OOOHHH Hell No

I shoot you in the foot just to give you shell toes

I damage ya take ya stamina

Give you dynamite implants you'll have explosive character

I stab you in ya left eye make you see how i write

You pussy don't sleep on me without ya night light

Fuck the bedbugs I don't want ya chick to bite

I'm the only Superman that smokes Kryptonite

I wiled on tracks and make wack rappers stop

You couldnt cum on time if you jerked off in front of clocks

Faggot Boy