The First Time You're Unfaithful

The first time you're unfaithful

Won't be the worst time you're unfaithful

It will probably just be a kiss

With a stranger when you're on the piss

And the next time, if you might fuck him

Or even worse, you might suck him

I know, I said I'd want to know

But that depends how far you go

How do you think we will adjust?

Now we've incorporated lust

And will you put my trust to test

If the shagging's not the best?

You said you know what I'm like

We were chatting with your sister

I was winding you up, you think I've missed her

She was fairly adamant

I'm nothing but a lying cunt

And the first time I'm unfaithful

Won't be the worst time I'm unfaithful

Once I've got a taste for it

I've everything to waste for it

So do you think I can adjust?

Now we've incorporated lust

Or will I put your trust to test

When my behavior's not its best?

You said you know what I'm like