Just Desserts

With a mouthful still to swallow

The diet starts tomorrow

Whenever I get hurt I

Skip dinner have a big dessert

Whenever I get hurt I

Skip dinner have a big dessert

I went to the doctor

I'm not going back

He said "you're prime for a heart attack"

(woo ooh ooh ooh)

I know I should take better care of my health

But when I'm down, vegetables don't help

Whenever I get hurt I

Skip dinner have a big dessert

Whenever I get hurt I

Skip dinner have a big dessert

I went to the patisserie

They're always very happy to see me

(woo ooh ooh ooh)x2

I've got these cravings, and I can't stop them

It's only a problem if you admit it's a problem

I admit I've got a problem

I admit I've got a problem

I admit I haven't got any clothes that fit

Whenever I get hurt I

Skip dinner have a big dessert

Whenever I get hurt I

Skip dinner have a big dessert

Whenever I get hurt I

Skip dinner have a big dessert

Whenever I get hurt I

Skip dinner have a big dessert

(woo ooh ooh ooh) x2

I've got these cravings, and I can't stop them

It's only a problem if you admit it's a problem

I admit I've got a problem

I admit I've got a problem

I admit I haven't got any clothes that fit

It's hard to address the elephant in the room

When everybody knows that elephant is you

With a mouthful still to swallow

The diet starts tomorrow

I know why you look ridiculous

Those calories taste delicious

Whenever I get hurt I

Skip dinner have a big dessert

Whenever I get hurt I

Skip dinner have a big dessert