Mysterious Bruises

I've had one Zirtec, two Advil

With the drink that made me feel invincible

I don't know how I managed to do this

But I woke up this morning covered in bruises

I only dance to songs I like

So I was sat down most the night

I don't know how I managed to do this

I woke up this morning covered in bruises

Hahahaha

I found a bruise on my arm, one on my knee

I can feel some more in a place I can't see

Is this a new bruise, or has it been there forever?

When did I do it, I can't remember

Can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I don't know how I managed to do this

But I woke up this morning covered in bruises

I'd finally decided to tell you how I felt

I mistakenly thought that the drink would help

I don't know what happened

The planets weren't aligned

I kept giving you a wink

You kept missing the sign

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I can't remember anything I've done

I fought the floor and the floor won

I finally managed to unravel the plot

It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got

I woke up this morning covered in bruises

One Zirtec, two Advil are gonna get me through this

I finally managed to unravel the plot

It's not the happiest of endings, but it's the best that I've got

I finally managed to unravel the plot

It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got

I had one Zirtec, two Advil

With the drink that made me feel invincible

I had one Zirtec, two Advil

Then I bounced around, just like a pinball

I had one Zirtec, two Advil

With the drink that made me feel invincible

I had one Zirtec, two Advil

Then I bounced around, just like a pinball