Batteries Not Included

Batteries not included, but still the price is right.

Full-sized, yours exclusive to play with day 'n night.

High-speed vibration with full remote-control.

Take it from a man who knows; This one's got it all.

You'll spin like a wheel

It's a touch of real.

"Bad-woman" Lucille

You've got sex-appeal.

Well, here we have this specimen, a "creature of the night".

You'll cry in ecstasy until the morning-light.

Hi-tech product with a life-time guarantee

You won't regret it - just you wait and see.

You live in a world

Of make believe.

Imaginary-world

Where nothing is real

"bad-woman" (Lucille)

There are no limits, we don't play it by the rules.

Everything's permitted, nothing is taboo.

Use your imagination - feel free

To expose your fantasy.

You're trapped in your world of make-believe.

Imaginary-world where nothing is real.

Bad-woman Lucille...

We've got what you need...

For your world of...make believe.