Doorman's Placebo

Chances are you've heard this

But your headphones mute your equilibrium

Hearing tests the mattress hit the mistress fooled

But nothing ever felt this good

Wake you up and shake you

But your motor skills still speak in slurs

Court jester don't kill the humor (2x)

Chances are you've curved this

The volume of the speakers must be proud

Don't change your tune

A princess' work is never done

In the bed and breakfast beck and call

Wake you up and shake you

But your motor skills still speak in slurs

Court jester don't kill the humor (2x)

Eeyor chase your own (2x)

Court jester don't kill the humor (2x)

Brown shirt italian cut

Goose step and call our bluff

Will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes

Will the decibels work as bifocals

(2x)

Chances are you've heard this

Chances are you've curved this again

Don't change your tune

In hearing tests again

Court jester don't kill the humor (3x)

Eeyor chase your own (2x)

Court jester don't kill the humor

Brown shirt italian cut

Goose step and call our bluff

Will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes

Will the decibels work as bifocals

(2x)

Brown shirt italian cut

Goose step and call our bluff

(2x)

Chances are you've heard this

Chances are you've curved this again