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Atom and His Package

Hats Off To Halford

when you think of a metal head

tell me what comes to mind

well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet

a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind

well, when rob halford came out of the closet

it may not have been a big thing

well today we're one step closer

to hearing the metal dudes sing

i wanna be

i wanna be a homosexual

statistics say:

chances of being gay are more than one in ten

that means there's a forty percent chance

that one of the guys in pantera likes men

HEY!

so i think its safe to say that many more metal guys are homosexual

this may frustrate the gay community

why would they want the ugly metal heads available?

see I told you metal dudes are gay too

and I happen to see the proof so far that your sexuality determines the way you play guitar

oh! I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual

if not only to make the nazi fucking pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable