Punk Rock Academy

I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee,

when a thought popped into my brain.

If all of us hated high school so much,

why was nothing ever changed?

So i called brian up, with my plan that's red hot.

It was a private institution in the name of punk-rock.

We got some government funding,

and our own private road,

and 666 for our radio snow code.

I had a dream, when I was in high school

That I attended, the punk rock academy.

I had a dream, when i was in high school,

That I attended the punk rock academy.

Chris jensen's teaching science & he's still running mountain.

We fired the guy from bad religion cuz he sold punk rock out,

and we'll give the dirty punks a dip & get rid of all their fleas.

And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC.

I had a dream, when I was in high school

That I attended, the punk rock academy.

I had a dream, when I was in high school,

I was at the punk rock academy,

and no one made fun of me.

The punk rock academy.

Where all the students,

they're diagnosed with ADD.

Take me home tonight.

I don't wanna let you go til the feelin's right.

Take me home tonight.

I don't wanna let you go til the feelin's right.

We'll import a token jock, & then we'll kick his token ass!

And there will never ever be a physical education class!

Think about it and you'll agree.

It's the bizzity bizzity bomb!

& maybe we can get assuck to play the senior prom!