Bad Shave

It's time to come down from your spire

Jesus come back, you're a liar

I've covered the church in fish wire

I'll know you're here, like hellfire

Hell fire

If we hear a trip in the aisle

Turn on the lights with a big smile

There's no beautiful child

It's tealeaves with the roof tiles

Tealeaves with the roof tiles

We go on home with the radio on

Tune into paradise on the long wave

For a millionth time a born again song

Rings out like a bad shave