Bastard

You can love me if you want to

But it's best if you don't

You can believe me, you can deceive me

But it's best if you don't

You could date me, you could hate me

But it's best if you don't

We could have kids, we could grow old

But it's best if we don't

I'm untouchable, yes I am

But if you wanna touch me, you can

I'm a bastard, you know that I am

But that's just what you like in a man

You can hold me, you can scold me

But it's best if you don't

You could tease me, you could please me

But it's best if you don't

I'm untouchable, yes I am

But if you wanna touch me, you can

I'm a bastard, you know that I am

I should be locked up for who I am

I'm unloveable, yes I am

But if you want to love me, you can

I've got straight white teeth and a tan

But that's just what you like in a man

Sha la la, sha la la

Sha la la, sha la la

Sha la la, sha la la

Sha la la, sha la la

You could trust me, you could bust me

But it's best if you don't

It would kill me if you left me

But I don't think you will

I'm untouchable, yes I am

But if you want to touch me, you can

I'm a bastard, you know that I am

But that's just what you like in a man

I'm unloveable, yes I am

But if you want to love me, you can

I've got straight white teeth and a tan

But that's just what you like in a man

Sha la la, sha la la

Sha la la, sha la la

Sha la la, sha la la

Sha la la, sha la la