California

California's got the sunshine, year round, cheap wine

Fresh waves - Hot babes, Lather on the sunscreen

Warm days, Cool nights, Everything is just right

Soft Sand, last tan, sleepin' on the rooftop

California, California...he said I ain't never leaving you

California's got the girl I love, the mountain's rising up above

The beach scene, so clean, parties raging every night

The clean air, millionaire, breathtaking swimwear

Fake boobs, boob tube, something's always going on

California, California...he said I ain't never leaving you.

California's got the earthquake, mudslides keep awake

big sharks, homeless parks, traffic jams round the clock

No rain, insane, all the kids on cocaine

Crap luck, dumb struck, man i think i love this place

When i get drinking, man i'm always thinking that...

my states better than your states,

better than my states, better than all the states put together

California's got the porn stars, strip clubs, wild fires

Hot bods, street rods, everybody's packing heat

The wet sand, rock band, out to get a nice tan

tan lines, parking fines, gotta do what you can

California's got the nudist beach, freak shows for the world to see

Height Street, bare feet, Democrats, they own this state

Divorce rate, sounds great, unless you've got yourself a mate

rocks stars, cool bars, come once you're never far from

California, California...he said I ain't never leaving you.

California's got the earthquake, mudslides keep awake

big sharks, homeless parks, traffic jams round the clock

No rain, insane, all the kids on cocaine

Crap luck, dumb struck, man i gotta ditch this place

When he get's drinking, man he's always thinking that...

my states better than your states,

better than my states, better than all the states put together