Date 1

Keep on waiting for it then

I'm going through all the songs that zippy doesn't know

I first saw her from behind

Still remember how she looked picking up that pencil

And I was walking it tough

But I was feeling kinda rough

Because my little cat had just ran away

Mama say, mama sa, mica saw

Were the first words she spoke to me

And oh how I cried, oh how I cried

Girl sit down there's a few things I'd like to talk to you about

Well I guess my game was on that day

Because she should put up her phone number

And pointed my house is that way

Called up marijuana for less

Ain't no way I'm showing up to date #1 with no big bag of stress

So then I picked her up

I could have swore

She wasn't wearing any underwear

I said homegirl don't you worry cause I ain't in no hurry

But you look so damn good it just ain't no fair

I told her that I had this picnic all planned out for her

That we were fucked there was no check in my mail today

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She said that going dutch just wasn't her style

So I said now girl then what were you thinking

I'm a starving musician not some telescope technician

So I failed her and commenced to drinking

I'm still trying to get my gig on

It's been two years since I've heard her name

But I was chilling on over at brad demario's house

Someone mentioned her I said fuck her with distain

He said she was working on over at robinsons bay

And that she's now only in to chicks

And that she's packed on around 85 pounds

Girl ballooned up like old stevie nicks

The train has left the station

Everyone on the train is so high

Lord knows that I wish that I could get on that train with you

Bye bye

Little train bye bye

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