Blank Space Parody

What’s up people? Satan’s back

By now everybody knows that’s me

And I’ve got a new hot man

Saw his Vines and I thought

Oh my god, look at his face

Who cares if he’s underage

Time to ruin your life babe

Wait what?

Nothing (ha-ha)

I’m not on Spotify

To hear my album you’ll have to pay

It costs $13.99

Sold a million in a few days

My god, I’m so rich

Some people say I’m a greedy bitch

Now I am paiting his portrait

Can I please get up?

Move and I’ll slit your wrists!

I am the dark lord of evil

One day soon I will rule the earth

But I got this cute new boyfriend

And I gotta torture his ass first

This is how I always do it

I cast a sweet love spell

And once they’re in my web I become

The girlfriend from hell!

There’s a mean YouTube guy

Who does some parodies about me

I would like to see him die

Is Bart Baker the one you mean?

That’s right! Bart Baker!

I’ll crush him! That hater!

They way did you copy him?

Say what?

Have you read the comment on YouTube about this video?

Fans say you stole his plot by acting nuts and psycho

I’ve always been this way!

You are totally insane.

What’s wrong sweetheart? You look scared

Oh my god you’re the Devil!

Your worst fucking nightmare!

My boyfriend found out I’m Satan

It happens every single time

There’s no chance of him escaping

So don’t you even try!

Now I’m gonna stab his painting

And cut holes in his clothes

Next step is to kill you baby!

Dating Satan blows!

It’s time for you to be tortured.

Then you’ll be sacrificed

Who are you?

Pop Francis and by the power of Christ

I cast you out unclean spirit

Leave her forevermore

I command you to be gone in the name of the Lord!

Did somebody call me?

I think I heard my name.

I was next door recording

A new song for Hunger Games

We’re performing an exorcism!

Your mom sucks cocks in HelL!

The power of Christ compels you

Demon be expelled!

It’s finally over.

The world can live in peace once again.

Lets get you out of here young man.