I Am the Walrus

1. I am he as you are he as you are me

and we are all together

see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly

I'm crying.

2. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Eb

corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

man you been a naughty boy

you let your face grow long.

R: I am the eggman, they are the eggman

I am the walrus goo goo goo joob.

3. Mister city policeman sitting pretty little

policeman in a row

see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm crying.

4. Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye

crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess

boy you been a naughty girl

you let your knickers down.

R: I am the eggman...

5. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

if the sun don't come

you get a tan from standing in the English rain.

R: I am the eggman...

6. Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think

the joker laughs at you

see how they smile, like pigs in a sty

see how they snied

I'm crying.

7. Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower

elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna

man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

R: I am the eggman...