Mean Mr. Mustard

E7

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park

shaves in the dark trying to save paper

H7

sleeps in a hole in the road

D7

saving up to buy some clothes

H7

keeps a ten bob note up his nose

such a mean old man

such a mean old man.

His sister Pam works in a shop

she never stops she's a go better

takes him out to look at the queen

only place that he's ever been

always shouts out something obscene

such a dirty old man

dirty old man.