Nitemare Hippy Girl

She took me off my guard with disappointment

I got sucked inside of her apartment

She's got dried-up flowers, flaky skin

A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin

She's a nightmare Hippy girl

With her skinny fingers fondling' my world

She's a whimsical, tragically beauty

Self-conscious and a little bit moody

It's a new age letdown in my face

She's so spaced out and there ain't no space

She's got marijuana on the bathroom tile

I'm caught in a vortex

She's changing' my style

She's a nightmare Hippy girl

With her skinny fingers fondling' my world

She's a whimsical, tragically beauty

Uptight and a little bit snooty

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

She's a magical, sparkling' tease

She's a rainbow choking' the breeze

Yo, she's busting' out onto the scene

With nightmare bogus poetry

She's a melted avocado on the shelf

She's the science of herself

She's spazzing out on a cosmic level

And she's meditating with the devil

She's cooking salad for breakfast

She's got tofu the size of Texas

She's a witness to her own glory

She's a never-ending story

She's a frolicking depression

She's a self-inflicted obsession

She's got a thousand lonely husbands

She's playing' footsie in another dimension

She's a goddess milking her time

For all that it's worth