BarberShop Talk (The Explanation)

And now (and now)...

We will get familiar

With the sounds of...

Bei Maejor!

Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up man?

Y'all I got this crazy story for real

Y'all ain't gon' believe this

What's it about?

Uhh...

I don't know

(What happened?)

Uhh...

(What happened?)

Oh..

(What happened?)

I don't know

(What happened?)

I don't know

Look, this is real talk

I swear it's all true

I'ma to lose my mind

Don't know what to do

I got a little story

Excuse my accent

But listen up

You will not believe what happened

I woke up this mornin'

'Round 10:15

Kinda pissed off

I was havin' good dreams

Went to the kitchen and made some breakfast

Reached for my phone

And I had some texts

One from my sister

Her name's Alexis

One about a show I got-a do in Texas

'Nother one from a lady who knows my baby

I found it quite odd

It was very crazy

Can't tell you how they know each otha

Put it like this...

Look they know each otha

Add on the fact that she's clearly married

And her husband

He is very scary

I heard that one time last January

He shot a man dead tryna talk to Sherry

See Sherry is his wife

That's the one who text me

She send me smiley faces, say she can't forget me

And I could not resist when she tried to tempt me

So we went and had wine 'til her glass was empty

I left out swiftly

'Fore he came home

Next thing I know she blowin' up my phone

Sayin' that she wanna see ya boy later on

I know it ain't right but it don't feel wrong

Uhh... What...

Aye yo Bei Maejor

It seems like you got yourself in a bit of a pickle

But I'm still a bit confused

I still gotta question

What happened?

I don't know

What happened?

I don't know

What happened?

I don't know

What happened?

I don't know

What happened?

I don't know

This is real talk

I swear it's all true

I'ma lose my mind

Don't know what to do

Now the story goes on and on and on and on

She asked am I scared of him and I said naw

(Stop lyin') Straight lied

But I played it off cool

Played it off smooth

Man you know how I do

Remember this lady

She knows my baby

And that is kinda odd

Yup, very crazy

I can't tell you yet how they know each otha

But put it like this

Look they know each otha

Now my real girlfriend keeps callin' callin'

Cryin' on the phone

Straight bawlin' bawlin'

I'm thinkin that she knows what I been doin' all day

False alarm she said the dog ran away

Unh

And I could care less about an animal

Hit the other line it's my homie Shanamo

What's up? Yeah we still goin' hoopin'

Know I'm gon' ball 'cause I'm really good at shootin'

Click back over and said I miss her

Can't wait to see ya I'm dyin' to kiss ya

Some may say I am very trifling

But this new girl she was so exciting

And this next part is quite a shocker

The story gets shakin' up like maracas

So pay attention but excuse my accent

And listen up

You ain't gon' believe what happened

Nah man so...

Just...

Man the story gets so crazy right here

I, I don't think y'all ready

(What happened?)

I don't know

(What happened?)

I don't know

(What happened?)

I don't know

(What happened?)

I don't know

(What happened?)

I don't know

Just, this is real talk

I swear it's all true

Bout to lose my mind

Don't know what to do