All U Can Eat

Son, look at all the people in this restaurant

What do you think they weigh?

And out the window to the parking lot

At their SUV's taking all the space

They give no fuck

They talk as loud as they want

They give no fuck

Just as long as there's enough for them

Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart

Talk about some shit that's been on my mind

Talk of the state of this great nation of ours

People look to your left

Yeah, look to your right

They give no fuck

They buy as much as they want

They give no fuck

Just as long as there's enough for them

Son, look at the people lining up for plastic

Wouldn't you like to see them in the National Geographic?

Squatting bare assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl

With a towel on their head, and maybe a bone in their nose

See that asshole with the peace sign on his license plate?

Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane

God made us number one because he loves us the best

Well he should go bless someone else for a while

Give us a rest

(They give no)

Yeah, and everyone can see

(They give no)

We've eaten all that we can eat