My Army Of Birds And Gulls

The birds they make faces at me

It's all a big conspiracy

They start to sing when I try to sleep

It drives me mad,

They're calling

Under my rock,

It never stops.

I love them though, they're all I've got

My army of birds and gulls

Pelicans and turtledoves

I wish that they,

Could pick me up

Fly me around,

I've had enough

Feet on the ground,

Walking around

Communicate without a sound

But I know it won't happen

Because I love the taste of chicken.

My army of birds and gulls

Pelicans and turtledoves

My army of birds and gulls

Pelicans and turtledoves