Dresses

If I don't want to, I don't have to

I don't have to wear a dress

If you don't want to, you don't have to

You don't have to wear a dress

I'll wear shorts and I'll wear pants

I'll even wear pajamas to a dance

If I don't want to, I don't have to

I don't have to wear a dress

Dresses, dresses, I hate dresses

Dresses, dresses, I hate dresses

To a wedding, to a funeral

To a prom or to see your mom

Dinner date, don't be late

Just throw on some jeans and go get laid

If they called you a tomboy like me when I was small

Then if you don't want to, you don't have to

You don't have to wear a dress

Dresses, dresses, I hate dresses

Dresses, dresses, I hate dresses

I can sit with my legs apart

I can sit with my legs apart

I can sit with my legs apart

I can run and jump and play in the park

If I don't want to, I don't have to

I don't have to wear a dress

If you don't want to, you don't have to

You don't have to wear a dress

Dresses, dresses, we hate dresses

Dresses, dresses, WE HATE DRESSES