Minnie The Moocher

Folks, here's a story about Minnie the Moocher

She was a red hot hoochie-koocher

She was the roughest, toughest frail

But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Hidee hidee hidee hi

Oh oh oh oh

Hee dee hee dee hee dee hee

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

She messed around with a bloke named Smoky

She loved him though he was cokey

He took her down to Chinatown

And he showed her how to kick the gong around

Hidee hidee hidee hi

Oh oh oh oh

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh ho ho ho

She had a dream about the King of Sweden

He gave her things that she was needin'

He gave her a home built of gold and steel

A diamond car with platinum wheels

Hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hi

Hodee hodee hodee hodee hodee oh

Skeedle a booka diki biki skeedly beeka gookity woop

A booriki booriki booriki Hoy

He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses

Each meal she ate was a dozen courses

She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes

She sat around and counted them all a million times

Hidee hidee hidee hi

Hooh whoaa oh oh whoa

Hidee hidee hidee hi

Poor Min, Poor Min, Poor Min