Charlotte

It wasn’t in her diary

It wasn’t in her stars

She didn’t hear it at the mall

It only makes things worse

Charlotte’s in her ice box

Needs someone to blame

Another slice of chocolate cake

Helps to ease the pain

He used to buy her underwear

She loved to wear it too

While he would always talk so nice

And she pretended too

They saw the world together

But always in the dark

Three hours in the limousine

To find a place to park

Charlotte’s in her ice box

Needs someone to blame

Another slice of chocolate cake

Helps to ease the pain

They lived a million miles apart

Between a dozen blocks

So sometimes she would call him up

But he would never talk

Charlotte’s in her ice box

Needs someone to blame

Another slice of chocolate cake

Helps to ease the pain

(Charlotte’s in her ice box

Needs someone to blame

Another slice of chocolate cake

Helps to ease the pain)*

She never saw him Sundays

He spends time with his kids

And they swore things would never change

But now she knows they did

[*additional lyrics for Rarities VI only]